S13E01 - Treehouse of Horror XII
Hex and the City – A gypsy's curse turns Homer into a walking bad luck charm that makes monsters of his family members and kills off his best friends.
House of Whacks – Marge buys a HAL-style computer system for the house and picks the Pierce Brosnan personality, who immediately takes a shine to Marge -- and attempts to murder Homer.
Wiz Kids – A Harry Potter parody where Bart and Lisa go to a school for wizards, and Lord Montemort (Mr. Burns) uses Bart to capture Lisa's magic.
Hex and the City – A gypsy's curse turns Homer into a walking bad luck charm that makes monsters of his family members and kills off his best friends.
House of Whacks – Marge buys a HAL-style computer system for the house and picks the Pierce Brosnan personality, who immediately takes a shine to Marge -- and attempts to murder Homer.
Wiz Kids – A Harry Potter parody where Bart and Lisa go to a school for wizards, and Lord Montemort (Mr. Burns) uses Bart to capture Lisa's magic.
S13E02 - The Parent Rap
When Homer makes Bart and Milhouse walk to school, the boys get into trouble and are arrested for stealing Chief Wiggum's squad car. Milhouse gets off but when Bart comes to the bench, Judge Constance Harm (Jane Kaczmarek) takes over and lays down the law. She holds Homer responsible for Bart's deeds and sentences he and Bart to be tethered together.
When Homer makes Bart and Milhouse walk to school, the boys get into trouble and are arrested for stealing Chief Wiggum's squad car. Milhouse gets off but when Bart comes to the bench, Judge Constance Harm (Jane Kaczmarek) takes over and lays down the law. She holds Homer responsible for Bart's deeds and sentences he and Bart to be tethered together.
S13E03 - Homer the Moe
Homer Simpson decides to open a bar in his own garage after Moe turns his bar into a classy place attracting snobbish clientele.
Homer Simpson decides to open a bar in his own garage after Moe turns his bar into a classy place attracting snobbish clientele.
S13E04 - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
Mr. Burns starts dating a female cop upon reading a fortune cookie telling him that he will find true love. In order to keep things lively Mr. Burns has Homer come along on their dates to support in a "youthful" way.
Mr. Burns starts dating a female cop upon reading a fortune cookie telling him that he will find true love. In order to keep things lively Mr. Burns has Homer come along on their dates to support in a "youthful" way.
S13E05 - The Blunder Years
When Homer brings the Simpson family out for a nice dinner and a show, a hypnotist inadvertently conjures up repressed memories from Homer's past and causes him to scream uncontrollably. Realizing that he's been traumatized by some horrific event in his past, Marge gives him a special tea to sharpen his memory.
When Homer brings the Simpson family out for a nice dinner and a show, a hypnotist inadvertently conjures up repressed memories from Homer's past and causes him to scream uncontrollably. Realizing that he's been traumatized by some horrific event in his past, Marge gives him a special tea to sharpen his memory.
S13E06 - She of Little Faith
Homer and Bart build a model rocket together but lose control of it as it burns down the church. Without any money for repairs, the church decides to sell out to corporate sponsors: mainly Mr. Burns. Lisa is appalled by the shameless display of billboards and corporate monikers emblazoned on the church walls and finally decides to simply quit the church for good.
Homer and Bart build a model rocket together but lose control of it as it burns down the church. Without any money for repairs, the church decides to sell out to corporate sponsors: mainly Mr. Burns. Lisa is appalled by the shameless display of billboards and corporate monikers emblazoned on the church walls and finally decides to simply quit the church for good.
S13E07 - Brawl in the Family
Just as the Simpsons start to bond with one another, Homer and Flander's Vegas wives step in and mess it all up.
Just as the Simpsons start to bond with one another, Homer and Flander's Vegas wives step in and mess it all up.
S13E08 - Sweets and Sour Marge
When the Duff Book of World Records announces that Springfield is the fattest town on earth, Marge declares a war against sugar.
When the Duff Book of World Records announces that Springfield is the fattest town on earth, Marge declares a war against sugar.
S13E09 - Jaws Wired Shut
After accidentally breaking his jaw in a freak accident, Homer needs to get the jaw wired shut. Without being able to speak Homer becomes a good listener, and this creates harmony within the household. That is until Homer becomes the voice of reason and Marge gets frustrated.
After accidentally breaking his jaw in a freak accident, Homer needs to get the jaw wired shut. Without being able to speak Homer becomes a good listener, and this creates harmony within the household. That is until Homer becomes the voice of reason and Marge gets frustrated.
S13E10 - Half-Decent Proposal
Because of Homer's snoring Marge has been deprived of sleep, and she begins to sleep over at her sisters' place. But after a drunken blunder Marge's old high school fling offers Homer $1 million to spend a weekend with Marge.
Because of Homer's snoring Marge has been deprived of sleep, and she begins to sleep over at her sisters' place. But after a drunken blunder Marge's old high school fling offers Homer $1 million to spend a weekend with Marge.
S13E11 - The Bart Wants What It Wants
Greta Wolfcastle, daughter of the famous actor Rainier Wolfcastle, gets a crush on Bart, and the whole family begins enjoying the royal treatment her father provides them. That is until Bart gets bored of Greta, and their privileges are revoked.
Greta Wolfcastle, daughter of the famous actor Rainier Wolfcastle, gets a crush on Bart, and the whole family begins enjoying the royal treatment her father provides them. That is until Bart gets bored of Greta, and their privileges are revoked.
S13E12 - The Lastest Gun in the West
Bart befriends an elderly cowboy who was once a Big Screen Legend, a la John Wayne. The cowboy becomes Bart's new idol, and soon all of Springfield's children are renewing their interest in the Old West.
Bart befriends an elderly cowboy who was once a Big Screen Legend, a la John Wayne. The cowboy becomes Bart's new idol, and soon all of Springfield's children are renewing their interest in the Old West.
S13E13 - The Old Man and the Key
When a sultry new woman takes up residence in his retirement home, Grandpa is determined to win her affections by impressing her with his driving skills. Grandpa convinces Homer to let him borrow the car, and he proceeds to make a mess of the town's roads. Although he impresses the new old gal, he's still forced to compete with the younger Casa Nova of the retirement home.
When a sultry new woman takes up residence in his retirement home, Grandpa is determined to win her affections by impressing her with his driving skills. Grandpa convinces Homer to let him borrow the car, and he proceeds to make a mess of the town's roads. Although he impresses the new old gal, he's still forced to compete with the younger Casa Nova of the retirement home.
S13E14 - Tales from the Public Domain
When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and begins reading aloud. The first tale is of Homer as Odysseus and the battle of Troy, the second follows Lisa as Joan of Arc, and the final tale follows the story of Hamlet.
When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and begins reading aloud. The first tale is of Homer as Odysseus and the battle of Troy, the second follows Lisa as Joan of Arc, and the final tale follows the story of Hamlet.
S13E15 - Blame It on Lisa
Marge is on a campaign to bring down the phone company because she's convinced they are billing them for calls the family didn't make. When Lisa sheepishly admits that she's been calling Brazil to check up on an orphan she's been sponsoring, the whole family decides to head down to Rio de Janeiro for a visit.
Marge is on a campaign to bring down the phone company because she's convinced they are billing them for calls the family didn't make. When Lisa sheepishly admits that she's been calling Brazil to check up on an orphan she's been sponsoring, the whole family decides to head down to Rio de Janeiro for a visit.
S13E16 - Weekend at Burnsie’s
When Homer is attacked by a mob of crows, he injures his eyes and Dr. Hibbert prescribes him medical marijuana. Homer quickly becomes addicted to the wacky weed though and starts exhibiting all the known traits of pot-headedness: hunger, laziness, mellowed personality, etc. While looking for someone to laugh at his company's dismal quarterly report, Mr. Burns hires Homer who finds everything funny while he's high.
When Homer is attacked by a mob of crows, he injures his eyes and Dr. Hibbert prescribes him medical marijuana. Homer quickly becomes addicted to the wacky weed though and starts exhibiting all the known traits of pot-headedness: hunger, laziness, mellowed personality, etc. While looking for someone to laugh at his company's dismal quarterly report, Mr. Burns hires Homer who finds everything funny while he's high.
S13E17 - Gump Roast
In another classic clip show, Homer J. Simpson is the talk of the town as the Springfield Friar's Club decides to "roast" him. All his close friends and even Mr. Burns relay Homer's countless foibles, follies and fables.
In another classic clip show, Homer J. Simpson is the talk of the town as the Springfield Friar's Club decides to "roast" him. All his close friends and even Mr. Burns relay Homer's countless foibles, follies and fables.
S13E18 - I Am Furious Yellow
When a cartoon animator speaks to Bart's class on career day, Bart gets the idea to make an animated series of his own. After countless efforts and derogatory statements from Comic Book Guy, Bart's attempts at cartooning come to a crashing halt. That is until the biggest character of all inspires him at home: Homer. Bart creates a character based on Homer called "Angry Dad," that chronicles Homer's daily antics via flash animation on the Internet.
When a cartoon animator speaks to Bart's class on career day, Bart gets the idea to make an animated series of his own. After countless efforts and derogatory statements from Comic Book Guy, Bart's attempts at cartooning come to a crashing halt. That is until the biggest character of all inspires him at home: Homer. Bart creates a character based on Homer called "Angry Dad," that chronicles Homer's daily antics via flash animation on the Internet.
S13E19 - The Sweetest Apu
When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he struggles to keep the news to himself. He eventually tells Marge who forces him to confront Apu. Apu feels ashamed of his infidelity but still doesn't have the courage to tell Manjula. Unfortunately for Apu however, Manjula discovers the security tape from the store and kicks Apu out of the house.
When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he struggles to keep the news to himself. He eventually tells Marge who forces him to confront Apu. Apu feels ashamed of his infidelity but still doesn't have the courage to tell Manjula. Unfortunately for Apu however, Manjula discovers the security tape from the store and kicks Apu out of the house.
S13E20 - Little Girl in the Big Ten
Lisa befriends some college girls who are unaware of her age. At home with their heady intellectualism and always seeking acceptance, Lisa pretends to be enrolled at their school. Meanwhile, Bart is relegated to living in a bubble when he's bitten by a contagious mosquito.
Lisa befriends some college girls who are unaware of her age. At home with their heady intellectualism and always seeking acceptance, Lisa pretends to be enrolled at their school. Meanwhile, Bart is relegated to living in a bubble when he's bitten by a contagious mosquito.
S13E21 - The Frying Game
Homer buys Marge a Koi pond as an anniversary present, but the pond becomes a home for a rare screaming caterpillar. The EPA makes Homer responsible for the screamapillar, but when he tries to kill it the court sentences him to do community service. During his community service Homer meets Mrs. Bellamy, a wealthy old lady, and ends up doing additional odd jobs for her.
Homer buys Marge a Koi pond as an anniversary present, but the pond becomes a home for a rare screaming caterpillar. The EPA makes Homer responsible for the screamapillar, but when he tries to kill it the court sentences him to do community service. During his community service Homer meets Mrs. Bellamy, a wealthy old lady, and ends up doing additional odd jobs for her.
S13E22 - Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
When Homer gets bored he begins listing his vast accomplishments throughout his life. He comes to the realization that he's never worked in security so he decides to start his own security company with Lenny and Carl to help protect the citizens of Springfield. When Mayor Quimby realizes how inept Police Chief Wiggum is, he decides to make Homer head of security for the whole city.
When Homer gets bored he begins listing his vast accomplishments throughout his life. He comes to the realization that he's never worked in security so he decides to start his own security company with Lenny and Carl to help protect the citizens of Springfield. When Mayor Quimby realizes how inept Police Chief Wiggum is, he decides to make Homer head of security for the whole city.
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10 comments:
season 13 seems to have less good episodes per season than the other previous 13 seasons. from hereon i believe, is where the simpsons start to go downhill
I don't know I like Season 13
That's what I kind of figured, but it turns out I was kind of wrong. There have always been some good and some bad episodes, and some later seasons are pretty good. Personally, I love season 21. It's the same as the good old first seasons :)
this is one of the best season
sigh why did Apu have to cheat on Manjula? :(
The best season. Season 21 has been awful but I'm sure 22 will be better.
The simpsons is awesome, I love Carl.
I agree, there were some really boring episodes in this season that didn't make me laugh, at all. yer, they went downhill when this season began.
definetly the season that was the beginning of their downfall
yea i like season 13 shut the f**k up okay the Simpsons seasons are never bad.
@Anon: Because the Squishy lady was bangin' and asking for it.
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